Jacob Parker is an up and coming singer-songwriter from Chicago, IL. His hobbies include scratching doggies (see image below), slathering Cholula on everything he eats, and playing music from time to time.
I'm leaving this column here because it looks nice. The template for my website builder included filler text originally and I didn't want to get ride of it. The trouble was, I didn't have anything left to add to my bio page. I'm either lazy or not very interesting...let's go with both.
You like exploring, don't you? I recommend scrolling back up and looking at that cute dog instead. His name is Jack and he's such a good boy.